A corrupt mayor becomes friends with Woody and Woody loses the park to him in a poker bet; Malloy finds out he must breed with an unattractive bear to continue…
Ethel and Connie compete fiercely at the Miss National Park beauty pageant, and Denzel and Steve decide to have a threesome when they learn they are dating the same woman.
When Brian expresses his interest in theatre, Lois tells him to try out for the Quahog School of Performing Arts. During the audition, Brian turns in a mediocre performance and…
Peter, Still out of a job, and now severely obese, decides to take on a new profession: Fishing. After buying a boat at a police auction, he soon finds himself…
Peter feels jealous when he finds out Chris has a larger penis than he does, so he tries various tactics like buying a new car and joining a gun club….
In homage to “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory”, a local brewery has a contest offering tours of the plant to whoever finds a scroll placed in their beer. Lois’…
