When Grace, an elderly woman, wins the ”Be So Random! for a Day” contest, the ”So Random!” cast ends up planning an ”old geezer” sketch that not only offends Grace…
Larry is miffed at both Marty Funkhouser’s sudden presence on set during the Seinfeld reunion’s table read and text messages from the nine-year-old daughter of a co-worker. Leon poses as…
Fanboy and Chum Chum have a test coming up and if the entire class passes, they win a bouncy house. Fanboy decides to install his brain into Oz’s robot to…
After they accidentally ”power down” Yo’s digital pet cat Scampers, Fanboy and Chum Chum bury it at the graveyard only to make it come back as a zombie.
When Steve is selected to sing the national anthem at the Langley Falls Veterans’ Day celebration, he gets some heat from Stan who doesn’t think he’s ready for such an…
Zack and Cody offer to bring their mother on a week-long vacation to the S.S. Tipton, staying in the King Neptune Suite, which overjoys Carey. However, they neglect to tell…
Carly, Sam and Freddie do their Halloween webcast from an apartment that is rumored to be haunted. When creepy things start happening, the friends worry that the ghost rumors just…
Weaver, Kovac, and the other doctors work frantically to try to save Jerry and a pregnant Abby, who were both critically injured during the shootout that left the ER in…
Kurt, a rock-musician and the twins father, comes to the Tipton Hotel for a visit. Kurt will allow Zack and Cody do things that Carey would not approve of them…
London spreads a rumor she started about Maddie, and Maddie accidentally spreads one about London. Cody wants to look different, because people kept on thinking he was Zack. Cody has…
There is a Battle of the Bands competition being held at the Tipton Hotel. Zack and Cody, along with Max and Tapeworm compete against Maddie’s band in which has London…
Maddie has her prom at the Tipton Hotel after realizing there is nowhere else to have it. Zack thinks that he will be her date, but ends up getting dissapointed….
London’s father goes broke due to an investment in a diamond mine. London now has to move in with Maddie. Zack and Cody wonder if their parents ever got them…
When the twins find out about a ghost in Suite 613, Zack will stop at nothing to meet the ghost. With some help from Maddie and London, the twins come…
Carey gets a secret admirer. Zack and Cody end up hooking her up with the wrong guy. Now they have to find the right guy that is Carey’s secret admirer….
A beauty pageant comes to the Tipton Hotel. Cody ends up becoming a contestant, because of a girl he likes to meet. Zack wants him to win, so they could…
When Dr. Drakken is ordered by his mother to look after his cousin which turns out to be Motor Ed, Drakken and Motor Ed work together to complete a “Doomvee”,…
While Kim and Ron are at the Museum, she discovers that one of her ancestors was a thief and she decides to figure out what really happened in order to…
While Kim and Ron are at the Museum, she discovers that one of her ancestors was a thief and she decides to figure out what really happened in order to…
Peter sneaks away on his and Lois’ anniversary to play golf at an upscale country club, only to be struck by lightning and have a near-death experience. Death promises to…
Sabrina is flattered when her new boyfriend writes music about his feelings for her, but the pressure to inspire as his muse becomes a one-sided relationship.
Eliza and Debbie must take over Marianne’s duties when she is sick. Debbie goes with Nigel to shoot footage of a condor and Eliza must care for Donnie. Covered with…
Jerry and George discuss the movies and George’s desire to get his fifteen minutes of fame. Kramer is off to the beach. Elaine calls a friend, whose father is in…
The videotape Kramer made is played for the jury. When the NBC executives arrive, George forgets about the trial for a moment and complains loudly about the plane. The prosecution…
George, Elaine and Jerry attend Tim Whatley’s Hanukkah party. Jerry meets an attractive woman with whom he sets up a date. Elaine meets a man in a bad denim vest…
After Kramer finds the set of the old Merv Griffin Show in a dumpster, he begins to treat his entire life like a talk show. Jerry’s new girlfriend has a…
Jerry’s childhood friend ”Fragile” Frankie promises to get Jerry a new car because of a show he did for Frankie’s car dealership. George prepares for his weekly call to his…
Frank is supposed to say ”serenity now” every time his blood pressure is in danger of going up. Jerry’s girlfriend gives his Knicks tickets away. She comments that she has…
Jerry’s parents sell the Cadillac to Jack Klompus for $6000 in order to give Jerry some money to help him out. They along with Kramer suggest that Jerry might try…
George is excited about the new apartment he is going to move into. Elaine is on a blind date, now called a ”set-up.” Jerry takes Kramer to his self-storage where…
Jerry is intrigued by the concept of his girlfriend having a mentor. George prepares to give a lecture on risk management by reading a book, but realizes that books on…
Susan’s old roommate from college, Sally Weaver, gives Jerry a package that she wants him to be careful with; which he is, but he loses his own package in the…
Elaine gets a physical for a pending trip with Peterman to Africa. Her physical test results show positive for opium, so Peterman fires her. Jerry’s parent are in seclusion in…
Kramer befriends a caddy, who helps him to improve his golf game and offer his other advice. George’s bosses consider him for a promotion when they think he is so…
Elaine is dating a jazz saxophonist who’s sponge-worthy but ”he doesn’t really like to do everything.” Jerry tells one of the members of his band that the saxophonist and Elaine…
Jerry and George reevaluate their relationships with women, so they make ”a pact” to change their ways, though Jerry doesn’t know it. Elaine has a problem sleeping in her new…
Estelle is getting an eye job. Kramer gets his new license plates from the DMV, but the plates say ”ASSMAN.” Jerry is disturbed when he finds out his mechanic used…
The doorman in Mr. Pitt’s building, cause’s trouble for Jerry who was only trying to be nice. Kramer robs George on the street for some German tourists. George’s father is…
Camille has an innocent and unavoidable mishap in the operating room during a heart transplant on the rabbi who performed her wedding ceremony to Aaron, and blames herself when the…
Jerry and Elaine see George’s father with a man with a cape but don’t say hello. Jerry discovers a Chinese woman on George’s phone line after the wires get crossed…
George comes to the realization that he should try to do the opposite of everything, so he does, his luck changes and everything begins to go his way including getting…
Kramer is dating one of Elaine’s co-workers, a woman who drives her crazy. Kramer brings her to one of Jerry’s shows, where she heckles him relentlessly; unfortunately there is a…
Jerry and his girlfriend get some time alone with each other at a movie, Schindler’s List, they don’t see it; however, Newman sees it and them. A delay in the…
Jerry’s parents are staying with him while they wait to take their trip to Paris and he’s just returned from three weeks on the road can’t get anytime alone with…
George changes his religion to Latvian Orthodox to keep his girlfriend who must break up with him for religious reasons. Jerry finds a tube of fungus cream in his girlfriend’s…
Jerry helps George out with a coffee table stain and makes Elaine take the subway home and gives her Mr. Costanza’s TV Guide to read. While on the train, Elaine…
When they begin to gain weight, Jerry and Elaine suspect that Kramer has made a bad investment in a non-fat yogurt shop. Jerry inadvertently uses the ”F” word, as a…
George’s father gets him an interview as a bra salesman. Evidence points to Jerry’s accountant being a drug user. So Jerry, Kramer and Newman set out to find out the…
George is forced to move in with his parents. He gets a job as a hand model and becomes obsessed with keeping his hands safe. Kramer’s girlfriend, who designs clothes…
Going out to buy an engagement party present for ”The Drake,” George parks his father’s car in a handicap parking spot, after taking Kramer’s advice. An angry mob trashes the…
No thanks to Elaine, Jerry must work hard to prove he is straight when a college reporter mistakenly reports that he and George are gay, ”not that there is anything…
George’s mother throws her back out when she falls down after catching him doing ”you know.” When George says he’ll never do it again, Jerry challenges him to a contest…
When a Chinese-American honors student is killed, the investigation uncovers a racist mother who’s son was competing with the victim for the same scholarship.
