Josh Robert Thompson

In order to have a chance with a girl, Steve and Snot must track down a keg of 4Loko.

With the brewery under construction, Lois implores Peter to take a new job, but grows irate when he begins work at the grocery store. Meanwhile, armed with his police stories, Joe and Brian team up to write their own true crime novel.

Meg agrees to be Bruce and Jeffery’s surrogate causing a pregnant Meg to annoy her family. But, when the couple fails to pick up the baby, the Griffins must take care of their new family.

When Stan goes too far to keep his work friend away from Francine, she is forced to save her new “little” friend.

Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing after the family’s trip to Nantucket. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian buy saltwater taffy in bulk, and try their…

When Francine successfully grows a garden, it reminds Roger he knows a recipe for truly authentic jambalaya.

Peter and Chris finish last in a “Generation Gap” game at a carnival, forcing them to try to reconnect. Brian starts to date a carny, whom he can’t break up…

A new boss quells Peter’s favorite part about work: office birthdays. Stewie is put in detention and comes out a ruffian.

Title: LASIK Instinct With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery, but exploits her new disability for monetary gain. Meanwhile, Peter, Chris and Stewie must partake in all…

After a series of boring personas, Roger goes to great lengths to prove to Francine he still has “his edge”.

Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins, when he then seeks out. After meeting the richer, smarter Hendersons, Brian struggles to enjoy his life…

When Peter makes it through a bad flu season without getting sick, the hospital asks him to volunteer as a nurse, but he finds himself at a crossroads when his…

Stan goes to great lengths to find the “right” couple’s activity for him and Francine; Hayley and Steve look into some mysterious markings they find on the door frame.

When the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out on the family and the Griffins must try to save Christmas on their own.

Brian’s new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog’s hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions against Native Americans; the town becomes divided…

Lois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next Mayor of Quahog should be. Upset at Lois’ first choice, Peter seeks out the late Mayor Adam West’s…

Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident. Meanwhile, Peter finds a new vest and on one of many adventures fitting for his new attire, his arms are torn…

When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster.

When Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident, Chris and Stewie take in one of the injured rodents to nurse it back to health. Meanwhile,…

Stewie finally says his first word, and it’s a swear. When Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it.

When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere. Meanwhile, the Griffins experience a life…

When Peter starts coaching for Quahog’s minor league baseball team, he gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel, unintentionally becoming the face of racial justice.

When Brian accidentally becomes a local hero, an old street pal, and now a successful millionaire dog, reaches out and tries to convince him to get neutered. Meanwhile, Lois gets…

When Lois gets a job as the music teacher at Chris and Meg’s school, a mean student decides to make Lois the target of her antics.

When Meg takes Stewie to the mall to meet Santa, she has a surprising response. Meanwhile, Stewie is entirely scarred from the same experience and Brian tries to help him…

Peter gets himself arrested to avoid Lois’ special Thanksgiving dinner; A secret that Stewie’s been keeping from everyone is revealed.

To celebrate Peter and Lois’ wedding anniversary, the Griffins present their own versions of three well-known love stories.

The Wi-Fi goes out in the Griffin house, leaving the family with nothing to do for the evening. In order to keep the family entertained, Peter and Lois decide to…

When Stewie receives a participation medal in his school’s toddler games, he begins to question everything he has ever won. Meanwhile, Peter causes a fight between Lois’ parents and must…

When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, Peter is nervous he will be the one let go; the family departs on a Yacht Rock cruise that doesn’t…

Francine helps Hayley take a break from their marriages. Stan and Jeff pretend to be frontiersmen.

Steve tries to get into baseball to connect with Stan. Roger creates real life drama for Francine after her favorite soap opera is cancelled.

Francine tries to be a better friend to one of Roger’s personas who is selling her homemade jeans on TV. Stan and Steve swap eyebrows.

Steve goes to boarding school, only to discover it’s an all-girls school. Stan is annoyed by a parade of characters that come to take Steve’s place at home.

After watching a horror movie called Germs, Panda becomes a severe germaphobe. To solve the problem, he purchases a bubble for him to maneuver around in. Grizz and Ice Bear…

Stan becomes addicted to dying after Roger tricks him into thinking he had a heart attack; Klaus takes Steve to Arizona State University for a college visit, where a fraternity…

Steve becomes a pilot.

After trying, trying and trying more Josh’s girlfriend still ”can’t get no satisfaction”.

When Joe is trampled in a local running of the bulls and becomes a quadriplegic, the guys find it too difficult to hang around him. Meanwhile, Brian sleeps with a…

Meg gets a new job at the airport, where she’s instantly popular for being the hottest employee there. Meanwhile, Cleveland becomes a therapist and starts giving Peter and Lois relationship…

When Lois discovers that Stewie’s sick playmate is being denied medical treatment because his parents are Christian Scientists, she decides to take matters into her own hands.

Stan makes a desperate attempt to bond with his son by creating a busty blonde bombshell.

Bonding with Steve at the zoo causes Stan to lose Steve in the gorilla cage.