Kyle MacLachlan

After Nibbler falls ill, the crew shrinks down for a dangerous mission into a desert world contained within his litter box.

Sophie gets romantic advice from someone who’s been through it all. Valentina and Charlie face a tough crossroads. Jesse makes a choice.

A parental wrench is thrown into Sophie’s plan for the day. Jesse deals with the aftermath of a truth bomb. Charlie tries to get the gang excited about soccer.

The global water crisis is at an inflection point. How do we price our most valuable resource, while also ensuring access to it as a human right?

The Mayor cuts deals all over town to secure the perfect route for the Portland Marathon; Fred and Carrie decide to run to break their addiction to news alerts; Candace’s…

The Mayor sets out to prove Portland’s diversity. Text message drama unfolds during a business meeting. Activists on a hunger strike take a cheat day. Drivers communicate via hand signals.

Stan and Hayley compete in collecting data for the US Census; Klaus has Steve and his friends model for his new camera.

Doug & Claire try an open relationship. A company uses VR for an important meeting. The Mayor waits for a helicopter. Fred steps on a snail.

Nina and Lance deal with an ant infestation. The mayor attempts to break a world record. ”Time Tailors” evaluate a man’s schedule. The eco-terrorists brainstorm how to make an impressive…

Fred and Carrie help the Mayor secede Portland from the United States. The eco-terrorists receive an award for Best Protest. Peter thinks he might be Banksy. Dave and Kath leave…

A tsukemen ramen monster is on the loose in Portland. The mayor tries to impress a major brand visiting Portland and enlists Fred and Carrie to help.

Ford discovers Bill’s true motives and a final confrontation with Bill leads to the Pines family’s ultimate fate and greatest sacrifice.

Fred wants to do something big with his life so he moves to Austin; Carrie experiences motherhood.

Fred wakes up with gray hair and sets out on a journey to figure out how old he is; the Mayor reminds Carrie about an arrangement they made.

S.H.I.E.L.D. puts everything on the line to survive a war that blurs the line between friend and foe. Coulson and his team will be forced to make shocking sacrifices that…

S.H.I.E.L.D. puts everything on the line to survive a war that blurs the line between friend and foe. Coulson and his team will be forced to make shocking sacrifices that…

As tensions rise between S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Inhumans, Skye finds herself torn between the groups. Coulson reveals a secret he’s been hiding from even those closest to him.

Gonzales and Coulson must find a way to put their differences aside and work together against Hydra, even if it means teaming up with someone they don’t trust.

A dangerous new alliance is formed as Coulson and Hunter turn to the last person anyone would expect, Grant Ward! As the war between S.H.I.E.L.D. factions continues, Skye and Lincoln…

Cal seeks revenge on Coulson by assembling a team of Super Villains to destroy S.H.I.E.L.D. Meanwhile, May calls on renowned Dr. Andrew Garner, her charismatic ex-husband, with a crisis that…

Coulson’s team must deal with the consequences of their war with Hydra as shocking revelations threaten to tear them apart, and Hydra makes a dangerous move that may involve a…

Kath and Dave attempt the ultimate Independence Day BBQ. The Mayor and Sam search the deep web for truly spectacular fireworks.

The Ecoterroists travel to San Diego to take down their next target: Seaworld.

Coulson and Whitehall’s forces meet in an explosive confrontation that dramatically alters everyone’s fates. Meanwhile, Skye discovers shocking secrets about her past.

Coulson and team find themselves in an epic face-off against Hydra to uncover an ancient secret, while Ward kidnaps his brother, Senator Christian Ward, for a violent trip down memory…

Coulson’s team is up against the beautiful and deadly Bobbi Morse – Security Chief for Hydra. Skye’s father forces Raina to reunite him with his daughter at any cost.

Hunted and running out of solutions, Coulson puts his team right in the line of fire, with General Talbot, Hydra and Creel all on the attack. A mysterious Doctor harbors…

A minister reminds us that church is an option. Art students makes anti-corporate paintings. Mr. Mayor unveils Portland’s official 3D printer. Santa is concerned about the future of Christmas. A…

Mr. Mayor plans a Pride Parade. Brendan and Michelle decide it’s finally time to try recreational drugs. The Punslingers name some new businesses. Carrie’s brother comes to visit with his…

Nance is driven to the emergency room; Ghavin questions a singer; Fred and Carrie have a garage sale; dinner guests are held hostage.

Marshall asks Barney and Ted for help figuring out where Lily went in the middle of the night during their argument.

When The Captain asks Lily to move to Rome for a year as his art consultant, she fears that Marshall will resent her. Meanwhile, Ted and Barney become obsessed with…

Barney reluctantly attempts to sell his apartment by holding an open house, during which Ted and Marshall get mistaken for a couple. Tension arises between Lily and Marshall when her…

When the Justice Department refuses to reveal who will be testifying against Eli, Elsbeth takes Assistant U.S. Attorney Josh Perrotti to civil court for defamation in order to force him…

Electricity is shut off for the entire City of Portland due to unpaid bills at the Mayor’s Office. Peter and Nance have a mysterious guest at their bed and breakfast….

”The Ashtray” is the 17th episode of the eighth season of the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother, and the 177th episode overall.

Office politics heat up when Will and Diane ask Cary and Alicia to face them in a mock trial; Eli tries to maintain his position on Peter’s campaign.

A temp worker hopes to turn her stint as Interim Mayor of Portland into a full-time job with Fred and Carrie’s help; a wedding is interrupted; local baristas draft a…

Following an environmental scandal, The Mayor steps down from office and moves off the grid; a dolphin discovers that plastic bags have been banned in Portland; musicians compete in a…

It’s wintertime in Portlandia and Peter and Nance struggle to keep off winter weight by cutting pasta from their diets; Candace’s son visits Women and Women First bookstore for the…

New brunch hotspot Fisherman’s Porch gets a write-up in the local paper, prompting Peter and Nance to give it a try – only to find hundreds of others had the…

A crying infant’s father escalates his attempts to soothe his thrill-seeking baby; Fred and Carrie get the Mayor of Portland’s (Kyle MacLachlan) blessing to create a grassroots campaign to prevent…

Nostalgia-loving Jason returns to LA from Portland and informs Melanie of another Portland throwback trend; the Mayor of Portland tasks Fred and Carrie with redesigning the Portland Police Department’s uniforms…

A pregnant 13 year old girl from Washington Heights claims that the son of an ambassador raped her, but the accused goes missing before SVU can question him.

The Mayor turns to Fred and Carrie to help him put together a big league baseball team.

Marshall becomes obsessed with saving the environment after seeing a documentary on garbage. Ted runs into The Captain. Barney admits he has feelings for a woman.

When the Mayor goes missing, Fred and Carrie begin a frantic search for him.

Fred and Carrie meet the Mayor of Portland who gives them a special assignment.

When Ted’s new friendship with Zoey tests the theory that single men and married women can’t be friends, he invites her husband, ”The Captain,” to hang out with them. Meanwhile,…

When the gang goes to a black tie event at the Natural History Museum, Ted gets introduced to Zoey’s husband, The Captain.

Flashbacks take us back to to moving-in day on Wisteria Lane for Bree, Lynette, Susan and Gabrielle and how Mary Alice brought them all together. Back in the present, Bree…

Reaching the end of her rope, Bree checks herself into the Fairview psychiatric hospital. Lynette suspects that Tom is cheating on her, so she follows him to Atlantic City. Susan…

Lynette is called in to her kids’ school as Parker has gone from being obsessed with Dinosaurs to being obsessed with nudity. Carlos and Gabrielle must go to court to…

The detectives and the district attorney get played first by the teenage murderer of a young boy, and then by the victim’s father, who uses his professional expertise to escape…

Carrie is shocked to find out that Big is moving to Napa, California and plans to give him a New York send-off. Charlotte begins dating another recent divorcé. Miranda prepares…

Carrie finds time away from stay-at-home boy Aidan with a gay Aussie shoe distributor at the exclusive Bungalow 8. Charlotte and Trey separate permanently after their apartment is photographed in…

Carrie and Aidan have a huge fight over the clutter in her apartment after Aidan moves in. Charlotte and Trey have a huge fight when he brings home a cardboard…

Aidan proposes to Carrie. Charlotte discusses adoption with Trey, but hits a wall when Bunny finds out that the baby could be Chinese. Miranda tells Steve she’s having his baby….

Carrie is reluctant to tell Aidan that she had an abortion when she was 22. Charlotte discovers she only has a fifteen percent chance of getting pregnant naturally. Miranda finds…

Carrie invites Big up to Aidan’s country home to talk. Charlotte tries to discuss her and Trey’s infertility problems. Miranda sleeps with Steve to cheer him up after he has…

Carrie is dragged to Aidan’s country home in Suffern, New York. Charlotte visits the MacDougal ”compound” in Connecticut. Miranda yells at Steve when he tells her he has testicular cancer…

Carrie realizes she wants to get back together with Aidan. Miranda gets a surprise when she sleeps with ”marathon man”. Charlotte and Trey decide to start trying to have a…

Carrie gets an invitation to the opening of Steve—and Aidan’s—new bar, Scout. Miranda thinks she has a ghost in her apartment. Charlotte butts heads with Trey’s mother, Bunny, when redecorating…

Carrie continues to date Ray King, the jazzman, but finds he has an ADHD problem. Miranda substitutes chocolate for sex. Charlotte deals with Trey getting a little too overconfident in…

Carrie meets a jazz musician while on a pseudo-date with Big. Miranda tries to get more comfortable using the bathroom in front of her date. Charlotte is dismayed that Trey…

Carrie thinks about men and the future when no one shows up for her birthday party. Miranda confronts her married friends about her single life. Charlotte tries to deal with…

Carrie meets with Big for the first time since his marriage ended. Miranda gets frustrated when she thinks the Chinese take-out girl mocks her stay-at-home lifestyle. Charlotte moves back into…

Carrie decides, after a broad-daylight Manolo mugging, that she must clear herself of bad karma and decides she needs to talk with Natasha about her affair with Big. Miranda dates…

Carrie teaches at The Learning Annex—only her course on ”How to Find Love” is as successful as her own love life. Miranda dates one of Carrie’s ex-boyfriends (known as Mr….

Carrie dates a hunky comic-book store owner who still lives with his parents. Miranda gets braces. Charlotte is shocked when she catches the supposedly impotent Trey masturbating. Samantha’s latest client…

Carrie meets a publicity agent for celebrities who shows her the perks of the rich and famous in LA. Miranda meets an old friend from New York who’s lost his…

Carrie meets with actor/producer Matthew McConaughey in LA to talk about optioning her columns to make a movie. Miranda wrestles with the level of open sexuality in Los Angeles. Charlotte…

Carrie struggles to find the right time to tell Aidan about her affair. Miranda tells a guy she’s a stewardess in hopes of getting a date. Charlotte has her dream…

Carrie feels guilty and wants to quit her affair with Big. Miranda enjoys phone sex with a co-worker from Chicago. Charlotte negotiates the terms of her prenuptial agreement with Trey’s…

Big tells Carrie that he’s leaving his wife. Miranda deals with her breakup and Steve moving out of the apartment. After meeting the MacDougal family matriarch, Charlotte maneuvers Trey into…

Carrie runs into Big who confesses that he misses her and can’t stop thinking about her. Miranda gets annoyed with Steve’s childish habits when he suggests they have a baby…

Carrie obsesses about her perfect relationship when Aidan suggests she meet his parents. Miranda enjoys her intimate life with Steve. Charlotte gets upset when a married friend won’t set her…

Indebted unhappy married couple, Lou and Irene, commit a life insurance fraud. Lou’s brother Billy helps him fake his death and leave for Mexico. But Irene and Billy fall in…

A sadistic serial killer has unforeseen complications when pursued by a determined motorcycle cop in a barren desert.