Rachael MacFarlane

Brian becomes romantically interested in someone and it inspires him to use Stewie’s time machine. Strange consequences result from their journey.

There is a major god opening on Mt. Olympus and Deliria decide to mentor the nerdy minor god Salt for the spot as a way to spite her rival, Athena. When Krapopolis residents start moving to the wilderness to get away from the excess poop problem, Tyrannis makes it his mission to create a box that gets rid of one’s number two.

Ted’s plan to spend Halloween with John is thwarted when Blaire forces him to be her designated driver for the night. Susan tries to cheer John up by finding him a new friend.

Meg discovers her tears produce delicious cookies, and her, along with her siblings, enjoy a profit until the success makes her too happy to cry. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys launch a “male talk show.”

Stewie tries to civilize his half-brother, Boston Stewie, so that he may be adopted. Meanwhile, Meg and Chris start a venture in which people online pay Chris to sit on and smash cupcakes.

Peter and Lois vacation in Florida, only to discover they’ve rented a condo in a retirement community. Back at home, Brian helps Stewie take his first shower.

With the brewery under construction, Lois implores Peter to take a new job, but grows irate when he begins work at the grocery store. Meanwhile, armed with his police stories, Joe and Brian team up to write their own true crime novel.

Meg agrees to be Bruce and Jeffery’s surrogate causing a pregnant Meg to annoy her family. But, when the couple fails to pick up the baby, the Griffins must take care of their new family.

Meg gets married in Russia but returns home after discovering she was used for a green card marriage. Meanwhile, Chris, in need of an extracurricular activity, joins Principal Shepherd in shooting pornos at the high school.

To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage, drawing jealousy from Lois.

Peter is mistaken for being a single parent, and relishes in the perks that come with it.

The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of “Castaway,” “Dirty Dancing” and various Meg Ryan rom-coms.

Peter and Chris finish last in a “Generation Gap” game at a carnival, forcing them to try to reconnect. Brian starts to date a carny, whom he can’t break up…

During a game of “hide and seek,” Stewie takes refuge in Quagmire’s suitcase, only to wind up in Paris. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois take a getaway to Vermont, where Lois…

Peter makes a hologram of himself in order to get out of menial household duties.

Peter attends a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in Adam West High’s rendition of “Romeo and Juliet”.

Peter hires the town’s new lawyer, Brick Baker, to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor — who turns out to be Brick; Brian and Stewie become lobstermen and…

At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion; the rest of the family must cover up the death of a pizza delivery man.

An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice, so Jesus coaches him into fending off the choir boys; Stewis is attracted to Lois’ new masculine physique.

A new boss quells Peter’s favorite part about work: office birthdays. Stewie is put in detention and comes out a ruffian.

Lois and her father attend the funeral of Lois’ childhood nanny. Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel.

Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal cooties. Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie’s cooking.

Impelled by nostalgia, Peter recreates movie scenes from his favorite decade; Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a Frisbee stuck at the top of the jungle gym.

Quagmire meets an avid dog lover, and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over. Meanwhile, Chris helps Stewie track down the culprit who stole his…

Title: LASIK Instinct With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery, but exploits her new disability for monetary gain. Meanwhile, Peter, Chris and Stewie must partake in all…

Brian tries to convince The Griffins that their new adopted cat, Pouncy, is evil.

Meg deals with a college admissions scandal, while Brian embarks on a fitness journey.

Lois and Peter are mistaken for “young parents” by another couple at Stewie’s school and invited to live in a millennial apartment complex, leaving Meg and Chris home alone.

After feeling unappreciated by her family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win “Best Customer” at her favorite coffee shop.

Stewie gets a mail order bride from Ukraine and experiences domestic life. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets.

Stewie designs a “Terminator” Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli, but when things don’t go according to plan, Stewie and Brian must go on a…

When the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out on the family and the Griffins must try to save Christmas on their own.

Brian’s new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog’s hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions against Native Americans; the town becomes divided…

Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident. Meanwhile, Peter finds a new vest and on one of many adventures fitting for his new attire, his arms are torn…

Stewie “breaks up with” Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris. Unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action.

Stewie finally says his first word, and it’s a swear. When Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it.

Cooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible.

When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere. Meanwhile, the Griffins experience a life…

Peter’s non-stop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home. Meanwhile, after Stewie and Chris cause thousands of dollars in damage to…

Stewie builds a DNA-altering machine that will allow him to remain smart forever, but the invention has the adverse effect and he instead transforms into what he should have always…

Stewie’s future life could not be going any better, living as a wealthy, old Mr. Burns-type man, until his retirement is interrupted by Brian, who brings news that Peter is…

Peter secretly gets a credit card and overspends the family money, so Lois grounds him. To plan the perfect escape, he builds a tunnel leading directly to The Drunken Clam.

When Lois gets a job as the music teacher at Chris and Meg’s school, a mean student decides to make Lois the target of her antics.

When Meg takes Stewie to the mall to meet Santa, she has a surprising response. Meanwhile, Stewie is entirely scarred from the same experience and Brian tries to help him…

The network decides that it’s time to explore some unique ways to reboot the series. When three versions of the reboots are shown to a focus group, the feedback takes…

When Stewie receives a participation medal in his school’s toddler games, he begins to question everything he has ever won. Meanwhile, Peter causes a fight between Lois’ parents and must…

Peter and his friends are sick of forgetting the million-dollar business ideas they come up with while drinking, so they strap on Joe’s police body cams to record their every…

When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, Peter is nervous he will be the one let go; the family departs on a Yacht Rock cruise that doesn’t…

The Orville crew members open a time capsule from 2015.

One of Bortus’s old lovers is assigned to help upgrade the ships defences and makes a surprising admission to Talia.

As The Orville heads towards Moclus for Bortus’ special once-a-year ceremony, Ed discovers Kelly has moved on and has started dating. Meanwhile, Gordon asks for John’s help in getting game,…

When a fire breaks out on The Orville and a crew member dies, Alara begins to question if she is fit for her job, just as unusual and terrifying things…

Ed and the crew set out to save Dr. Finn, her two sons and Isaac after their shuttle gets thrown into uncharted space and they crash-land on a moon that…

Sofia invites her friend Calista to go trick or treating with her and her friends on Halloween.

After the crew saves a stranded ship and its attractive captain, Ed becomes smitten with the Orville’s new guest, while Kelly suspects all is not what it seems. Meanwhile, Gordon…

Ed and the Orville crew encounter a massive vessel adrift in space, which is in danger of colliding with a star. While some of the crew set out to help…

Stewie and Brian form a band aimed at children, but face a breakup when they set their eyes on the same girl. Meanwhile, Chris gets a job as Quagmire’s personal…

When Meg learns her crush is gay and interested in Chris, she uses her brother to get closer to him.

When the criminal who shot Joe years ago, leaving Joe in a wheelchair, becomes a fugitive, Quagmire, Joe and Peter team up to hunt the bad guy down.

Brian abuses Stewie’s time machine and causes reality to run in reverse. So the two must work together to set things right before Stewie is “unborn.”

Peter gets carried away when the Nielsen people select the Griffins to have their television-viewing habits monitored and he steals a number of the Nielsen boxes in hopes of controlling…

Peter talks Joe into having an affair and gets into another epic fight with the giant chicken.

One mini-episode introduces a British version of the Griffins. A comedian takes over Quahog in another. And a third views the world from Stewie’s POV.

Stewie meets a female version of himself and falls in love; Peter and Quagmire step up their friendship.

When Peter’s favorite kiddie show gets canceled, he decides to create and star in his own. Meanwhile, Meg starts an internship for Dr. Hartman.

Overwhelmed with financial troubles, Mort asks Peter and Quagmire to help him save his pharmacy. However, things take a turn for the worse when the trio decides to burn it…

Stewie tries to be a big boy and steals Brian’s car for a joy ride but lands in a bit of trouble. Meanwhile, Ryan Reynolds visits Quahog and becomes obsessed…

Chris, Meg, Peter and Lois all trade places to teach each other a lesson.

Lois is outraged when local news anchor Joyce Kinney airs a negative profile on her.

Peter needs a new kidney after his energy-drink addiction causes renal failure. Meanwhile, Chris is chosen to introduce United States President Barack Obama at his school after winning an essay…

After Peter catches Carter having an affair, he is forced into keeping a secret. But when Peter accidentally spills the beans, Lois’ mom demands a divorce, and Peter is in…

Brian gets a gig writing for a teen magazine about the average American girl, but when he starts trailing Meg for research he discovers that her desperate attempts at dating…

Brian, afraid that he may have lost his last chance at love, searches for a former flame, Tracy. To his surprise, he discovers that he is the father to her…

Quagmire takes Peter to work but Peter messes things up, causing Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot. After not being able find another job, Peter and Cleveland make…

When a bully harasses Chris, Peter goes to his defense, but ends up beating him up. Peter realizes bullying is fun and begins to bully everyone in the house. Finally,…

Stewie ties the knot with his old flame Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns, and becomes normal dull marriage. It all escalates when they go on a double date with…

Chris is approached to join the military. Brian goes to the recruiting headquarters to voice his opinion, when Stewie signs himself and Brian up for the military. They pass Boot…

Brian’s gay cousin Jasper visits the Griffin house and announces that he is engaged to his partner and wants to be married at their house. When Mayor West bans gay…

Peter and Brian’s friendship becomes strained after Brian begins dating one of Meg’s high school teachers. Peter finds a replacement friend in James Woods, who is visiting Quahog because of…

Lois fulfills a lifelong dream of being a model. Stewie starts on a multi-level marketing company. Brian in need of cash to buy his de-worming medication agrees to become his…

After Mort bowls a perfect game, and Quagmire gets a key to the city by performing CPR, Peter notices he has nothing to be proud of. He then attempts to…

Numbuh 4 learns he is to be sent to a boarding school – but he isn’t worried, as he’s always escaped from them before. But then he learns that the…

It is a sad day in the treehouse, when Chubbo, one of the KND’s power-providing hamsters passes away; and it is saddest for the overly sensitive Numbuh 3, who even…

After losing a battle with Mojo’s robots (which Buttercup defeats) Blossom suddenly becomes a jinx and starts messing up everything.

In a special three-story episode, Brian reads viewer mail and tries to answer profound questions: ”Li’l Griffins” The Griffins as the little rascals. Kid versions of Peter, Joe, and Brian…

When Brian expresses his interest in theatre, Lois tells him to try out for the Quahog School of Performing Arts. During the audition, Brian turns in a mediocre performance and…

Chris chooses a robber out of a lineup, but after Peter accidentally tells the robber where the family lives, the Griffins are placed in the witness protection program. They are…

Peter’s boss comes to dinner at the Griffin house but soon dies. The Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory is turned into the Happy-Go-Lucky Terminal Disease Institute. Unemployed, Peter begins his search for…

Peter feels jealous when he finds out Chris has a larger penis than he does, so he tries various tactics like buying a new car and joining a gun club….

Peter runs into a former classmate of his while at the amusement park that the classmate founded. Contemplating his own legacy, Peter starts to think about his future. Chris gives…

Forced to go to a women’s retreat for telling sexist jokes at work, Peter resists the idea at first. After two weeks, however, Peter becomes a sensitive male. No one…

Lois’ Aunt dies and leaves her the Cherrywood Mansion. The family moves in to the new mansion in Newport only to lose their fortune after Peter makes an extravagant purchase…

When a heat wave hits Quahog, Peter gets Brian to enter a dog show to win $500 so that the family can get a new air conditioner. When they argue…

Peter Allows Meg to go to a party with her new friend. This angers Lois because its the same day as Stewie’s birthday. What Meg doesn’t know is that she’s…